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As Karen observed,
there are indeed no professors
blogging on the planet.
Maybe this is because they are
unsure of what to blog about. If so, here is a list of blog post
templates for professors to use:

• Today, a paper I wrote, entitled $foo, was published in journal $bar


• Star Wars is a good movie, because...


• I released a new version of project $baz today. You can download it from the usual places


• Dear blog, Singer fell asleep in class today. Again.

I hope that helps! Seriously though, I'm more than willing to help
anyone set up a blog. If you have any reasons why you don't want to be
on the planet, let me know; maybe we can work around it, and make the
planet a better website for everyone.