Perceptions of Toronto

Growing up on the east coast of Canada, this is how I imagined Toronto to be, like, 24/7.

I've been here for nine months or so, and have yet to be invited to any trendy VICE parties. Just so you know, VICE, I am very willing to grow out some stubble and wear vintage clothing or an ironic t-shirt for the event.

Toronto is great though, even without the free Red Stripe.